Thanksgiving Comics - Golden Age Heroes are Dicks

(DEC-JAN 1946/7)
This cover shows that the golden-age Flash, Wonder Woman and Green Lantern were just not nice people.
Look at how they're chasing that poor turkey around. You know they're just after him because they want to whack his head off and plop him on their dinner table. But that's not the bad part. Millions of people do that.
But...why do they have to terrorize him first!?
Between Flash's speed, Wonder Woman's lasso and Green Lantern's power ring, one of them could subdue the bird in a second and have the deed over and done with. But nooo...they have to chase the thing, put stress on his heart, cause him anxiety...
What is up with that? Is this how they have fun?
They're dicks.

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