You know Dazzler,
Wind Dancer,
The Prancer,
And Vixen.
Comet,
And Cupid,
Dick Donner,
And Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous Super-Friend of all?
Fury the green-flamed hero,
Had a very fiery nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would surely say it blows.
All of the other heroes
Used to laugh and call her names.
They never let Green Fury
Join the super hero games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Fury, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
This made the others jealous,
And they shouted out meanly:
"Fury the green-flamed hero,
Your power's disgusting!"
Wind Dancer,
The Prancer,
And Vixen.
Comet,
And Cupid,
Dick Donner,
And Blitzen.
But do you recall
The most famous Super-Friend of all?
Fury the green-flamed hero,
Had a very fiery nose.
And if you ever saw it
You would surely say it blows.
All of the other heroes
Used to laugh and call her names.
They never let Green Fury
Join the super hero games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Santa came to say:
"Fury, with your nose so bright,
Won't you guide my sleigh tonight?"
This made the others jealous,
And they shouted out meanly:
"Fury the green-flamed hero,
Your power's disgusting!"
You are absolutely brilliant. Happy Holidays, my friend!
ReplyDeleteLOL...this so funny and so fitting...and very brilliant!
ReplyDeletePure genius.
ReplyDeleteBravo.
I used to have that Green Fury (or was it Green Flame) issue when I was a kid. I found it so gross, lol.
ReplyDeletedoug, NWWannabe, Scipio - Thanks a lot, guys!!
ReplyDeleteChris - Bea was Green Fury when she debuted in the Super Friends comic. And a couple DCU appearances. She wasn't called Green Flame until after COIE.
This is fantastic!!
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